I have a profile on a free dating site. As it may be, I have kept this profile around mostly because it brings me true entertainment! I'm fairly certain I have never even met anyone from the site but have had a profile for years! Generally, I get things from dudes my dad's age and I let them down gently... depending on my mood. Now that's nothing to blog about in the least. HOWEVER, last week I got an email from a dude that I just couldn't help responding back to and then subsequently, posting it as a blog so that you could be AS entertained as I was when I read it and responded to it! haha!
bon appetit!
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His 1st email to me:
hi love to chat goddess. I just turned 39 a cpl months ago but look and act very young work out a lot and stay fit. I never married and am single seeking something ongoing. I live alone have my own condo in north dallas/addison area. Not into drugs and mainly a weekend drinker and smoke when I drink. I am 5'10'' 175 brwn hair blue eyes have a trim goatee and sometimes have a shaved body. I have tons of interests including working out,traveling,sports watching and going,movies and am very passionate and affectionate.
chad
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My response:
well hey there chad! i love chatting too. i am about to turn 28 in a cpl of mths but i act and look very old. sometimes i work out, but generally i put little to no effort into it when i am there. mostly ppl watch with the occasional towel blotting of my forehead. hey, i have to look like i belong there, otherwise they'd catch on that i #1 don't have a membership and #2 just staring at people can be oogy if not done properly. i've been married, several times actually, but have only been divorced once. i would call myself "single" currently, but truly it depends on who you ask. hey, it's not my fault that those guys think we're together and i can't help what they infer. it was nice to see that you are seeking something that is ongoing bc i am seeking something ongoing as well. i sometimes live alone. it's a long story. i live a little bit farther north than you do. i'm close to frisco, but am familiar with addison as one of my ex-husbands lived there when we were married. i wouldn't say i am "into" drugs, per-se. i'm a weekend drinker as well. actually, i am a weekday drinker. you know, it's probably fair to say that i drink daily and it's safe to assume that if i am awake and upright, i have probably had a few to get me kick started. for some ppl it's coffee, for me it's a couple shots of stoli. i always say, find a system that works and stick with it.
about me - i'm 5'10ish, 160lbs, brown hair and eyes. i had a goatee, but i got it laser removed. i get hit on a lot more since that little transaction. i rarely shave anything on my body, well except when i had the goatee. i shaved everything once. i felt too slick and like a wet dolphin. i have not done it again since. i too have tons of interests. i enjoy aircraft spotting. maybe when you take me out, we can do that since you live close to addison and the airport. i have also gotten really good at cross-stitching. i just finished cross-stitching a 20x20 blanket with a picture of my cats. took me forever, but man is it amazing and so life-like. i am partial to jigsaw puzzles. i like to glue them once i am done, sometimes frame them and hang them or give them as gifts. i'm currently learning a foreign language. i quit learning japanese bc it was too hard. a friend suggested pig latin, but i don't know much about it and i haven't done any research on how hard it is to learn. i also have a fairly large collection of glass unicorns. they just make me feel whimsical.
anyhow, let me know if you would like to hang out, maybe talk on the phone, bc we have determined that you and i both love to chat and we’re looking for something ongoing. I feel like there could be some chemistry here. Don’t you?
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His response (to that nonsense):
yes love to chat your super sexy and love to get together sometime
feel free to text me 469 855 ****
chad
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The dude gave me his number... and thought I would call?! Are you kidding me with this... ?! I think that guys on the free sites are a little more bold behind a keyboard. I eventually wrote that back saying - did you even read what I wrote and he reponded, yes and I would love to talk... call me!
Someone needs a lesson in context clues!
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